Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!"
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merlie
Ady Francisco
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Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!"
A new store opened in New York. It's called the Husband Store. Women can go there to find a husband, but there are strict rules. She may visit the store only ONCE. There are 6 floors with men of differing qualities in ascending order. The women may go up a Floor at a time but may only go down all the way to the bottom and out the front door.
So a woman enters the store and reads the big sign inside the entrance by the elevator. The first floor sign reads: Men with jobs. She's intirgued but continues to the second floor. There the sign reads: Men with jobs and love children. Nice she thinks but I want more and proceeds to the third floor. There she is greeted by a sign that reads: Men who have jobs, love children and are extremely good looking. WOW she thinks but feels compelled to keep going. So on to the fourth floor where the sign reads: Men with jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous and help with housework. Oh my she thinks, I can hardly stand it but on the fifth floor she goes. There the sign reads: Men who have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay and take a husband from here but she goes on to the sixth floor. There the sign reads: You are visitor 37,365,498 to this floor. There are no men here. This floor only exists to prove you can't satisfy a woman. Thank you for shopping with us.
PLEASE NOTE:
So not to be gender bias, the owner opened a store across the street called New Wives. The first floor has wives who love sex. The second floor has wives who love sex, have money and love beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
So a woman enters the store and reads the big sign inside the entrance by the elevator. The first floor sign reads: Men with jobs. She's intirgued but continues to the second floor. There the sign reads: Men with jobs and love children. Nice she thinks but I want more and proceeds to the third floor. There she is greeted by a sign that reads: Men who have jobs, love children and are extremely good looking. WOW she thinks but feels compelled to keep going. So on to the fourth floor where the sign reads: Men with jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous and help with housework. Oh my she thinks, I can hardly stand it but on the fifth floor she goes. There the sign reads: Men who have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay and take a husband from here but she goes on to the sixth floor. There the sign reads: You are visitor 37,365,498 to this floor. There are no men here. This floor only exists to prove you can't satisfy a woman. Thank you for shopping with us.
PLEASE NOTE:
So not to be gender bias, the owner opened a store across the street called New Wives. The first floor has wives who love sex. The second floor has wives who love sex, have money and love beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
Re: Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!"
so you mean women are harder to please and men are easier to be content...
i'll comment on this later i have to go to my work..
ciao!
i'll comment on this later i have to go to my work..
ciao!
Re: Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!"
pra mo nman cnv alfie n mdaming hnhnap ang mga women regrding qng cno ang gugus2hn nla...
at kaung mga men mdling mkonten2...
hnd nman lhat ganun noh...
at kaung mga men mdling mkonten2...
hnd nman lhat ganun noh...
merlie- Number of posts : 187
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Registration date : 2008-09-11
Re: Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!"
well... ang masasabi ko lang..
it clearly shows that women are more balances when it comes to choosing their partners in life... they've got to have what it takes for survival and all that without haveng to sacrifice the fun and laughter of a family... Nowadays kasi, bihira na ang mga ganung guys....
Ang mga guys naman... well, is lang ang malinaw... basta carry ng girl ang mga vices nila... dun sila.. wahahahha.... though important din naman na jive sila on this aspects in life... pero hello... may limit yun noh... EEEWWWW...
it clearly shows that women are more balances when it comes to choosing their partners in life... they've got to have what it takes for survival and all that without haveng to sacrifice the fun and laughter of a family... Nowadays kasi, bihira na ang mga ganung guys....
Ang mga guys naman... well, is lang ang malinaw... basta carry ng girl ang mga vices nila... dun sila.. wahahahha.... though important din naman na jive sila on this aspects in life... pero hello... may limit yun noh... EEEWWWW...
Re: Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!"
hmmm...
here's wat i think...
women are far more sensible dan the gurl described sa taas hehe, it just goes w/out sayin n super misinterpreted tlga ang mga babae...
and if dat shop rily exists, i dnt think pupunta ako dun... i mean dmi kya magagandang shops in NYC, id rather spend it with my friends and hav a good tym dan waste it on men! hehe...
here's wat i think...
women are far more sensible dan the gurl described sa taas hehe, it just goes w/out sayin n super misinterpreted tlga ang mga babae...
and if dat shop rily exists, i dnt think pupunta ako dun... i mean dmi kya magagandang shops in NYC, id rather spend it with my friends and hav a good tym dan waste it on men! hehe...
Re: Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!"
Ang gara sa US election noh? Kung sinong manalong party, damay damay na lahat..
Ano kaya kung babae ang nanalo, let's say na kung si Hillary Clinton ung napili at eventually eh nanalo.. =p
Ano kaya kung babae ang nanalo, let's say na kung si Hillary Clinton ung napili at eventually eh nanalo.. =p
Re: Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!"
HINDI NYO KAKAYANIN S ADELPHA SA NEXT GET2GEDER NATIN!!!
UN LNG!!!!
UN LNG!!!!
Re: Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!"
Naka midrib o bra-only like get up na lang ba sia?
Go Adelpha!
Go Adelpha!
Re: Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!"
Haha! ano k ba rod! na overhear ko band aid lng ata suot nya! ung galing japan, ung sailormoon ang design! hehe
Re: Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!"
hehe... katabi ko c adz nung ni post ko yan nung sat hehe... tawa ng tawa...
Re: Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!"
Grabe nmn lipstick lng hehe... baka magalit n c adz... Peace Adhie! hehe...
Re: Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!"
Asan na ba kc si Addie?
Don't tell me at magkadikit na sila ng jowa nia.. :p
Don't tell me at magkadikit na sila ng jowa nia.. :p
Re: Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!"
Alfie wrote:Buti nga may band aid pa eh. Akala ko lipstick lang.. =p
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AKO DRY ICE EFFECT LNG..
MAS DRAMATIC
Re: Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!"
Pwede rin.. =p
Si Piolo Pascual ba ung artista na nasa yelo yata un na walang suot na kahit ano?
O my idea na si Addy, girl version ni Piolo..
Si Piolo Pascual ba ung artista na nasa yelo yata un na walang suot na kahit ano?
O my idea na si Addy, girl version ni Piolo..
Re: Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!"
yea... sa dekada 70 yata yung movie na yun...
dpat mag popost c adz nung sat eh kc andun kmi s hws nila... tinatamad dw, gus2 nya aq mag type... hehe... d p nga nya na a upload pics ntin nung reunion! anyways, she's happy so ok lng hehe...
dpat mag popost c adz nung sat eh kc andun kmi s hws nila... tinatamad dw, gus2 nya aq mag type... hehe... d p nga nya na a upload pics ntin nung reunion! anyways, she's happy so ok lng hehe...
Re: Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!"
ano ba yan???
puro kayo ambisyon...
gawin nyo kaya yang mga sinasabi nyo...
wahahahahah...
puro kayo ambisyon...
gawin nyo kaya yang mga sinasabi nyo...
wahahahahah...
Re: Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!"
YUP C PIOLO PO YUN
UN YUNG TIME NA TIOTORTURE CYA NG GOVERNMENT TO SPEAK OUT.
DEKADA 70. STAR CINEMA
MUNTIK NA CYANG MAGGRANDSLAM FOR BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR DITO..
UN YUNG TIME NA TIOTORTURE CYA NG GOVERNMENT TO SPEAK OUT.
DEKADA 70. STAR CINEMA
MUNTIK NA CYANG MAGGRANDSLAM FOR BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR DITO..
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