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Post by Alfie Thu Sep 25, 2008 12:46 am

A new store opened in New York. It's called the Husband Store. Women can go there to find a husband, but there are strict rules. She may visit the store only ONCE. There are 6 floors with men of differing qualities in ascending order. The women may go up a Floor at a time but may only go down all the way to the bottom and out the front door.

So a woman enters the store and reads the big sign inside the entrance by the elevator. The first floor sign reads: Men with jobs. She's intirgued but continues to the second floor. There the sign reads: Men with jobs and love children. Nice she thinks but I want more and proceeds to the third floor. There she is greeted by a sign that reads: Men who have jobs, love children and are extremely good looking. WOW she thinks but feels compelled to keep going. So on to the fourth floor where the sign reads: Men with jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous and help with housework. Oh my she thinks, I can hardly stand it but on the fifth floor she goes. There the sign reads: Men who have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay and take a husband from here but she goes on to the sixth floor. There the sign reads: You are visitor 37,365,498 to this floor. There are no men here. This floor only exists to prove you can't satisfy a woman. Thank you for shopping with us.

PLEASE NOTE:
So not to be gender bias, the owner opened a store across the street called New Wives. The first floor has wives who love sex. The second floor has wives who love sex, have money and love beer. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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Post by Ady Francisco Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:52 am

so you mean women are harder to please and men are easier to be content...

i'll comment on this later i have to go to my work..

ciao!
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Post by Ady Francisco Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:52 am

ang alam ko lang this means WAR!!!

LOLZ!

debateng umaatigabo..
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Post by merlie Thu Sep 25, 2008 1:40 pm

pra mo nman cnv alfie n mdaming hnhnap ang mga women regrding qng cno ang gugus2hn nla...

at kaung mga men mdling mkonten2...

hnd nman lhat ganun noh...
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Post by jean08 Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:44 pm

well... ang masasabi ko lang..

it clearly shows that women are more balances when it comes to choosing their partners in life... they've got to have what it takes for survival and all that without haveng to sacrifice the fun and laughter of a family... Nowadays kasi, bihira na ang mga ganung guys....

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Ang mga guys naman... well, is lang ang malinaw... basta carry ng girl ang mga vices nila... dun sila.. wahahahha.... though important din naman na jive sila on this aspects in life... pero hello... may limit yun noh... EEEWWWW...

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Post by Kris Beltran Thu Sep 25, 2008 2:55 pm

hmmm...

here's wat i think...

women are far more sensible dan the gurl described sa taas hehe, it just goes w/out sayin n super misinterpreted tlga ang mga babae...

and if dat shop rily exists, i dnt think pupunta ako dun... i mean dmi kya magagandang shops in NYC, id rather spend it with my friends and hav a good tym dan waste it on men! hehe...
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Post by Alfie Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:12 pm

Point taken.. =p

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Post by jean08 Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:22 am

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Post by Alfie Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:05 am

Ang gara sa US election noh? Kung sinong manalong party, damay damay na lahat..

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Ano kaya kung babae ang nanalo, let's say na kung si Hillary Clinton ung napili at eventually eh nanalo.. =p
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Post by rod Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:53 am

HINDI NYO KAKAYANIN S ADELPHA SA NEXT GET2GEDER NATIN!!!

UN LNG!!!!
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Post by Alfie Sat Nov 15, 2008 7:01 am

Naka midrib o bra-only like get up na lang ba sia? affraid

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Go Adelpha! Shocked
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Post by Kris Beltran Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:57 pm

Haha! ano k ba rod! na overhear ko band aid lng ata suot nya! ung galing japan, ung sailormoon ang design! hehe Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!" 33726
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Post by jean08 Sun Nov 16, 2008 11:41 pm

Hindi ko to kaya...

Ayokong imaginin...

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Post by Kris Beltran Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:07 am

hehe... katabi ko c adz nung ni post ko yan nung sat hehe... tawa ng tawa... Comment nio? sa "The HUSBAND SHOP!" 540951
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Post by rod Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:13 am

Hindi ko to kaya...

Ayokong imaginin...

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OK
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Post by Alfie Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:30 am

Buti nga may band aid pa eh. Akala ko lipstick lang.. =p

affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid
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Post by jean08 Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:37 am

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Ndi ko yan kaya i-take!!!


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Post by Kris Beltran Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:59 am

Grabe nmn lipstick lng hehe... baka magalit n c adz... Peace Adhie! hehe...
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Post by Alfie Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:02 am

Asan na ba kc si Addie?

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Don't tell me at magkadikit na sila ng jowa nia.. :p
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Post by rod Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:21 am

Alfie wrote:Buti nga may band aid pa eh. Akala ko lipstick lang.. =p

affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid

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AKO DRY ICE EFFECT LNG..
MAS DRAMATIC
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Post by Alfie Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:52 am

Pwede rin.. =p

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Si Piolo Pascual ba ung artista na nasa yelo yata un na walang suot na kahit ano?
O my idea na si Addy, girl version ni Piolo..
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Post by Kris Beltran Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:06 am

yea... sa dekada 70 yata yung movie na yun...


dpat mag popost c adz nung sat eh kc andun kmi s hws nila... tinatamad dw, gus2 nya aq mag type... hehe... d p nga nya na a upload pics ntin nung reunion! anyways, she's happy so ok lng hehe...
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Post by jean08 Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:11 pm

ano ba yan???

puro kayo ambisyon...

gawin nyo kaya yang mga sinasabi nyo...

wahahahahah...

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Post by Kris Beltran Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:48 pm

wla aq ambisyon ngaun jean eh hehe...
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Post by rod Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:00 pm

YUP C PIOLO PO YUN
UN YUNG TIME NA TIOTORTURE CYA NG GOVERNMENT TO SPEAK OUT.

DEKADA 70. STAR CINEMA
MUNTIK NA CYANG MAGGRANDSLAM FOR BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR DITO..
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