Courtesy of: BLAUGH!
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kathy- Number of posts : 623
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Re: Courtesy of: BLAUGH!
by Alfie Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:31 pm
Palitan ang salamin ng interviewer, dapat magnifying glass! =p
Ikaw nman Rod ang mag post ng funny comics scene..
Ikaw nman Rod ang mag post ng funny comics scene..
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Re: Courtesy of: BLAUGH!
by jean08 Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:17 am
nu beh rod....
idol mo ba si manny...
waheheh..
kasi magkahawig kayo???
wahehehe....
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Re: Courtesy of: BLAUGH!
by Alfie Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:57 am
Hindi nman sila magkahawig. Kahit nga raw ang magkakambal, meron pa rin daw difference talaga.. =p
Cno ang nakakalamang?
Cno ang nakakalamang?
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Re: Courtesy of: BLAUGH!
by jean08 Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:15 pm
oh eh at least cute kami noh...
eh kayo ni manny...
cute ang mga muscle nyo sa mukha...
eh kayo ni manny...
cute ang mga muscle nyo sa mukha...
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KAPE!
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Re: Courtesy of: BLAUGH!
by Alfie Sat Sep 27, 2008 3:15 am
Chocolate drink pa rin ako.. =p
Dilat mga mata ko pag uminom ako ng kape eh..
Dilat mga mata ko pag uminom ako ng kape eh..
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Re: Courtesy of: BLAUGH!
by rod Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:27 am
SA LAHAT NG GUSTONG KABAHAN!
KAPENG BARAKO PO! PASOK!
LOLZ.
UWIAN NA!!!
HAPPY WEEKEND TO ALL!!
KAPENG BARAKO PO! PASOK!
LOLZ.
UWIAN NA!!!
HAPPY WEEKEND TO ALL!!
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Re: Courtesy of: BLAUGH!
by kathy Wed Nov 05, 2008 9:09 am
Nabasa ko sa isang spam mail... medyo luma na ata to.. anyway, here goes..
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the dinner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly:
'Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.' He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than stinking cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused:
'Happy Birthday!'!!
I nearly died!!!
One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the dinner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly:
'Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.' He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.
I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than stinking cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.
At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused:
'Happy Birthday!'!!
I nearly died!!!
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Re: Courtesy of: BLAUGH!
by Alfie Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:48 am
Pero, ang natutunan ko sa CAT namen ng high school:
Hindi dapat pinagtatawanan ang pag utot ng isang tao kc biological cycle daw yun..
Pero, pumapasok ang ethics dun kc nga. Wala sa tamang asal ang ipaamoy un. Applicable sia sa sitwasyon na beyond your control.. Pinag push up at pinagkakaldagan ang mga dibdib namen ng tumawa kame sa isa nameng ka neophyte na napautot.. Hehehe! =p
Hindi dapat pinagtatawanan ang pag utot ng isang tao kc biological cycle daw yun..
Pero, pumapasok ang ethics dun kc nga. Wala sa tamang asal ang ipaamoy un. Applicable sia sa sitwasyon na beyond your control.. Pinag push up at pinagkakaldagan ang mga dibdib namen ng tumawa kame sa isa nameng ka neophyte na napautot.. Hehehe! =p
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Re: Courtesy of: BLAUGH!
by kathy Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:42 am
sabi nga nung isang officemate ko dati na nasa australia na ngayon, deadma lang daw ang mga tao dun pag may umuutot. tas pag umutot ung isang tao, nag-e-excuse me sya na para lang nagburp kaso sa ibang butas lumabas ung hangin. hehe..
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Re: Courtesy of: BLAUGH!
by Alfie Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:14 am
Magaya nga sia.. =p
Para pag may nagtanong bakit.. "I came from Australia.."
Para pag may nagtanong bakit.. "I came from Australia.."
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Re: Courtesy of: BLAUGH!
by kathy Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:56 am
hehehe.. tas pag me narinig kang umutot, sabihin mo "Good push!"
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Re: Courtesy of: BLAUGH!
by jean08 Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:26 pm
Wahahah...
Aba, ok na paraan yan huh... Pde ko rin siguro magamit yan, kabagin pa namn mich...
wahehehe...
Aba, ok na paraan yan huh... Pde ko rin siguro magamit yan, kabagin pa namn mich...
wahehehe...
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Re: Courtesy of: BLAUGH!
by Alfie Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:55 am
Ang kulet!
Jean, para paraan lang 'yan.. =p
Jean, para paraan lang 'yan.. =p
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